Dick and Nancy share a common relief
They both get their willies under the Commander and Chief
But Nancy’s muse is now pushing up daisies
And Dick’s boy is headed to Texas and resume lazy

Now what will they do to keep control in their life
Nancy is bored and Dicks tired of his wife

The Green Room was free so Nancy took a knee
To give oral understanding to her favorite VP
In younger years they could handle this salve
But Nancy broke her hip and Dick blew a valve