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Bristol Palin's upcoming Nuptials: Damning Quote...

By: katie p. (C)
Submitted: Oct 14, 2008
Category: Political

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Bristol Palin's upcoming Nuptials: Damning Quote...

18 year old Levi Johnston (future son in law to Sarah Palin's daughter) spoke to the media yesterday about his upcoming nuptials: "We both LOVE each other. We both WANT to marry each other. And that's what we are going to do."

Other couples overheard saying the EXACT same quote:

Sonny & Cher, Burt & Lonnie, Jen & Brad, Britney & Kevin, Romeo & Juliet, my parents.

Smooth move, Levi! Oh wait, he was TRYING to jinx it...

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