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Big Brown Officially Retired

By: Denis Donohue (C)
Submitted: Oct 13, 2008
Category: Sports

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Triple Crown hopeful, "Big Brown" was officially retired from horse racing after injuring his foot during a workout this morning.

Trainer Michael Iavarone said that the only "sure thing" in the horses future is that Big Brown will end up on a dish at a restaurant in Tokyo.

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