Via Action News

Turns out the Fisher-Price "Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo" doll has a special message for your child.  Parents are outraged to hear it mumble "Satan is king" and clearly speak "Islam is the light" instead of saying things like "I love you and my etrade account."

Target eventually took them off the shelves when they were caught on video tape flying remote control planes into the soda machines.  One of the dolls was asked why they were acting like this, and he said, "Uh... maybe you haven't heard... but there's like 70 friggin virgins up there waiting for me." (Ok, this last part I made up, but the first paragraph is true!)

Remember Teddy Ruxpin?  It was a talking bear and it would say whatever was on the audio tape you put in it.  I used to make Teddy sing "Relax, Don't do it.... when you want to go to it..." which I thought was funny, but I was still too young to know what the words meant.  I asked my older sister... "Relax, don't do what?".. and she said "Don't pick your nose."