Pentagon Revises Policy for Recruits With Bad Behavior in Effort to Fill Ranks Faster

leaders of a washinton think tank came up with this brilliant idea. FORMER military policy of denying potencial recruits who peed in public pools will be waived. experts expect a 99.9% percent increase of new recruits within the next few weeks. The other .1% will be filled by those who LIVE in glass houseS.  THESE TOO WILL BE WAIVED, BUT EXPECT FEW PEOPLE TO COME FORTH.

Picture. two recruits caught peeing in the pool.