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CIA: Bin Laden Not Running Al Qaeda Day-To-Day

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Sep 16, 2008
Category: News

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CIA: Expects him to start training seriously for the Boston Marathon, since he has given up running Al Qaeda.

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