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Penguins Deliver Season Tickets

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2008
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In Pittsburgh, Sidney Crosby and his Penguin teammates hand-delivered season tickets to fans. Across town, members of the Pirates coaching staff were also going door-to-door, delivering their resumes.

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