The expectation that Sarah Palin is the next VP of the U.S. and will crack the whip has terrified Congress. As an appeasement to save their butts, Congress has just authorized a bronze statue of Sarah at age eight on bended knee looking over a dead moose she has just succesfully hunted, Her right hand clutches a rifle, while her beaming dad, Charles Heath, looks at the scene with a dad's pride. The work is called "That's my girl!" and will reside next to the Vietnam Women's Memorial that itself stands near "The Wall," the principal Vietnam Memorial. 

Completion is expected by election day, as this project is under extreme U.S. Goverment Order, "NOW-PALIN," reserved only for round the clock design and completion or great penalties will be imposed.