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Venezuela To Expel U.S. Ambassador

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Sep 11, 2008
Category: Political

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Venezuela To Expel U.S. Ambassador

Before expelling US Ambassador, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez first must look at a map to find out where Venezuela is located. Mr. Chavez admitted he may be the President, but he does not have all the answers. Shown in picture is Mr. Chavez high on crack, listening to his IPOD, while diligently searching for "Where in the world is Venezuela."

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