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My future dictated by Axl

By: Tim Warner (C)
Submitted: Sep 10, 2008
Category: Weird

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I act like I know everything, but what do I know? I've got a Guns 'N' Roses tattoo; which basically means I'm branded a moron for the rest of my life. I didn't even get when Slash was in the band.

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