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let the bidding begin

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Sep 10, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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Paris Hilton
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...howard stern is set to auction off a 22 yr old beauty's virginity...one of the reportedly interested bidders was paris hilton....but she backed off after deciding she'd rather own West Virginity.

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Roy Rosenthal

Sep 10, 2008
Nicely played

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