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American Airlines to Cut More Jobs

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 5, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

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American Airlines may cut 469 airport jobs by November. Which means when you fly home for Thanksgiving, there will be 469 fewer people to not care about finding your lost bags.

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