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Oprah hosts Olympians

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 5, 2008
Category: Entertainment

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While hosting the U.S. Olympic champions, Oprah told her audience to look under their seats. And when they did, they found a missing Shawn Johnson.

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