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Palin Is a "Hockey Mom"

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Sep 5, 2008
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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Sarah Palin in her address to the Republican Convention last night described herself as an average "hockey mom." So why then didn't she do a better job educating her daughter on "keeping players out of the crease."

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John Delery	Sep 4, 2008 Bravo!

Roy Rosenthal	Sep 4, 2008 Now that is funny...

Ray Ellin	Sep 4, 2008 funnnnny

Andrew	Sep 4, 2008 Crap! I thought my drilling joke was king! Arggg! very funny...

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