I have to fly to gigs and ever since 9/11, I find myself profiling everyone on the plane.

Middle Easterners look very much like Latinos so at least 1/3 of the plane is suspect to me. Next time I fly I want nothing but white people on my plane, very white, Vermont-white. I want to see skis on the top of my plane.

As a matter of fact, I want only Albinos on my plane, 'cause Albinos are good people. You never see Abinos do anything wrong. You ever watch the TV show Cops? They're never chasing Albinos, you've NEVER heard the cops yell, "Stop Albino, or I'll shoot!" "Cuff the Albino!" Albinos are good people, that's all I'm saying.

Also Dwarfs, or little people. I've never seen Albinos or Dwarfs in prison movies. Hey, what do I know? Maybe there's a little prison with little bars and little guards somewhere, and a very dark prison with blacked out windows for Albinos.