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Texas Avoids Major Disaster

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Aug 6, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Jessica Simpson
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Texas officials say they dodged a major bullet yesterday. Sure, Edouard missed them, but they're talking about Jessica Simpson skipping Cowboys training camp.

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