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By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Aug 4, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

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...despite record gas prices, most people are hanging on to their SUV's...most believe that with today's economy, one day they will be living in them.

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Gary B.	Aug 6, 2008 bix, really loved this joke.

Raymond Dean	Feb 6, 2009 ...rent out the backseat for weddings...

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