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Dan Wilbur
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iPhones and Girlfriends

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: Aug 1, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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iPhones and GirlfriendsI think that girlfriends are a lot like iPhones: find a friend and dick around with his but don't go CRAZY and buy your own. Plus, iPhones are an excuse not to talk to anyone at a party. Then your roommate steals your iPhone and says he doesn't know anything about it, but you walk into his room one day (which is also YOUR ROOM) and there's your iPhone sucking your roommate's cock!

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