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Keira Knightley: Leave my Boy Boobs Alone!

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jul 30, 2008
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The big news is that Keira Knightley isn't allowing her image in print ads for the forthcoming film "The Duchess" to enhance her bust size.

Explaining her position, Knightley said, "I didn't maintain my anorexia for the past 10 years so that I could still have something sticking out."

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