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 Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jul 29, 2008
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Angry man shoots lawn mower for not startingVia Ap News

A Milwaukee man was arrested after shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

Judging by the photo, I'm going to guess that some other things weren't working that he had to shoot... like his comb... his beard and mustache trimmer...

Someone should tell him about Viagra before he shoots himself in the crotch.

"It's my crotch and I can shoot it if I want to"

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