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rock a dry baby

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jul 25, 2008
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

...rocker pete wentz is excited about his new baby, and is trying to bond with it...he talks to it, reads to it, and occasionally wets his own diaper.

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Tony	Jul 25, 2008 Poor Pete

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