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Detroit Lion Must Go to Iraq

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
Category: Sports

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NFL draft pick Caleb Campbell will not get a chance to play for the Detroit Lions because of a change in military policy. The US Army felt Campbell would be safer in Iraq than in a war zone like Detroit.

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