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 Minor Leaguer Suspended for Steroids

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Tampa Bay Ray farmhand Matthew Walker has been suspended 50 games after testing positive for an amphetamine. It became obvious something was wrong when the powdery white substance on the mound turned out to be his teeth. The minor league baseball player took the drugs to help stay awake while watching minor league baseball.

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