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Poor Ms. Lollobrigada

By: Jessica Kirson (C)
Submitted: Dec 7, 2006
Category: News

Spanish businessman Javier Rigau has called off his engagement to Italian screen legend, Gina Lollobrigida, who is 34 years his senior. Ms. Lollobrigada was reportedly so upset with the news that she spit out her dentures, fell, broke a hip and pooped herself.

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Sarit Catz	Dec 7, 2006 funny as shit

Stanley	Dec 14, 2006 I don't think this IS as funny as shit. Shit is very funny. I love a good shit joke, me.

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