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at the speed of sperm

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

...recent studies have shown that marijuana smokers have lower sperm count and slower sperm speed...turns out their sperm was stopping for munchies first.

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Gary B.

Jul 23, 2008
Funny as usua!

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