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John McCain Zeroing in on Running Mate

By: Gary B. (M)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2008
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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John McCain may soon announce the name of his running mate. McCain will probably choose a running mate who is several years younger than himself. This narrows down the field to anyone born in the 20th century.

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