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You Cant Disguise it!!!

By: Jessica Kirson (C)
Submitted: Dec 7, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

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An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. The older woman said she was terribly sorry but she had to let it rip.

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