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 Richard Belzer on Ronald Reagan & Salman Rushdie

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Submitted: Jul 17, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

"Reagan to me is a creation of Hollywood. I mean--he's a Hollywood president. He's like a science-fiction creature. Because Reagan got elected to the presidency--he got shot--he came back. They took 3 feet out of his colon--he came back. They took a little piece off his nose--he came back. They drilled a hole in his head--he came back. He's like Jason from FRIDAY THE 13TH. You can't stop this guy. Lock your doors--it's Reagan." [Richard Belzer]

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