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Man Assaulted by Stripper

By: Gary B. (M)
Submitted: Jul 17, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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A man who was assaulted by a performer at a strip club in Funkstown, Maryland has filed civil charges against the woman and the club. The man is seeking a total of $400,000 in damages.

The man requested the damages be paid in one-dollar bills.

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