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benefits of drugs

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jul 16, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

...drugs are not all that bad...some good has even come from drugs...for one thing, drugs have done what no school has been able to do.....teach our kids the metric system.

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