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Really Old Aunt

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Jul 15, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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I've got an aunt who's almost 100 years old and she's still a virgin because she's not married.

I could show her to teenagers to protest the abstinence movement.

Condoms and abortion don't seem so bad compared to having an antique hymen.

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