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 Dear Listeners, thank you. You are logging on in such great numbers that we have exceeded our bandwidth and are being forced to upgrade to keep up with demand. So, if you are having trouble, just keep trying and we will remedy this as soon as possible. If you were lucky enough to hear the show today you learned some important shit. If not, this is what you missed:
Andrew Schulz came on today for “The Woman Whisperer” to address Greg the Intern’s issues with his girlfriend’s inability to orgasm. It was decided that Greg was not taking enough risks in bed, and Andrew suggested choking her and other more risque behaviors to focus his girlfriend’s libido. Of course, this paralleled Myka’s orgasm problems and in the interest of solving the matter a new contest has been designed. All the men out there, this is your chance. Call in and suggest the way you think you can make Myka orgasm, and if it has not been tried on her already, you move on to the next round. From there, Danny and the crew will determine who they think would stand the best chance at making Myka ejaculate across the room, and pit him against Myka’s current boyfriend. If you can get him to admit that you could do a better job at getting her to orgasm than he has tried, you are cleared to have a go at it. Good luck, lovers!
The Sklar brothers made their appearance towards the end of the show and were pleasantly surprised when Danny knew which Sklar was which. (Jason= glasses, Randy= no glasses.) The twins discussed their popular Andrew “Dice” Clay bit and Danny molested Jason about being the “Edgy” brother. While both are married, Randy has a couple offspring while Jason has none yet, and in a plea to keep the status-quo, Danny wished for Jason’s pregnant wife to miscarry. Jason compromised and promised to give his baby away for adoption once born. Good guys, those Sklars. Check them out tonight and Saturday night at Comix, they are doing two shows a night with excellent guests.
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