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Globetrotters Select Ewing Jr.

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 6, 2008
Category: Sports

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The Harlem Globetrotters selected Patrick Ewing, Jr. as the top pick in the team's annual draft. Ewing was selected just ahead of a basketball on a string and a bucketful of confetti.

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