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Derrick Davis

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Oh my God, it's-S..Pam

By: Derrick Davis (M)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: Entertainment

According to certain online annals, Pamela Anderson is heckling Jessica Simpson for her campaign on real girls eating meat, implying she is referring to the male privates. How were we to know that the birds were feasting on Pamela Anderson's brain all those years on Baywatch! Our moral climate can now thank Pamela Anderson for making us flinch everytime girls discuss carniverous tendencies.

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