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It's a sign of the Apocalypse!

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: News

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Starbucks coffee chain that has been feeling the pinch of a tightening economy says it will close 600 stores, which is about 8.5% of its 7,100 total stores.

In related news, the soccer mom and gay suicide rate will increase about 8.5%.

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