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NYC Teen Arrested 8th Time As Fake Transit Worker

By: Kevin Fitzgerald (C)
Submitted: Jun 30, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

He keeps actually working, if he would have shown up & loafed off, he'd probably be in the union with back pay.

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