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Derrick Davis
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Back when I was wit' it

By: Derrick Davis (M)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2008
Category: Weird  

I needed love, so I went out where the cars ride by with the booming system to find an around the way girl. When I got to where all the Mr. Goodbars were, I told them this is how I'm comin'. Brothers was like, now you know mama said knock you out, so no frontin' allowed. Well, after several jack the rippers, the conversation was flowing and in walked a cutie that was buckin' 'em down. I told her I was wit' it to the break o' dawn, and we ended up doin' it well all night. When I got to the crossroads in the convo, I then got her number so I could call her later, and went home as a soul survivor. I got in touch with her because she wanted to know whom did I love, and I mailed her a pink panther and pink cookies in a plastic bag, and we've been together ever since.

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