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Michael Jackson is a clothing designer now!

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jun 24, 2008
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Michael Jackson is a clothing designer now!

Via People.com

That's right! You've been asking yourself for years.... "Where can I get clothes like that!?" Well the wait is over. Michael Jackson is taking a break from singing and amusement parks and is now designing clothing.

So if you have always felt that your clothes never really suited you because you are a light skinned African American with long wavy hair, and are half cyborg - half recyclable plastic... your day for fashion has arrived. Good for you!

Something tells me this is going to go as well as when Michael Jordan tried to play baseball. In fact, I'm going to predict that it wont even go that well.

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