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Lincoln Tour

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Jun 18, 2008
Category: News

A new tour in Washington traces the steps of the Lincoln assassination. It ends at Ford's Theatre where he was shot, and it starts in the Oval Office, where Abe forgot to forward a chain email to 20 of his friends.

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