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Sega Toys makes robotic girlfriend for lonely men
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Marcus Howard (C)
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Jun 18, 2008
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Sega Toys has created a 15-inch-tall robotic girlfriend that kisses its owner and is being marketed to lonely men.
The robotic girlfriend runs on batteries or defeat.
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melanie horton
Jun 19, 2008
but what if it shocks you during sex? "oh yeah baby oh yea- ahhhh! half of it's gone!"
melanie horton
Jun 19, 2008
or you run out of batteries during sex and our peepee gets stuck. what would the hospital wait be like? 0.0 BAHAHAHAHAH
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