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no one is safe

By: giovanni diviacchi (C)
Submitted: Jun 17, 2008
Category: News

Plans for a state-of-the-art camera from a satellite to monitor deforestation in Africa's Congo Basin have been unveiled. The high resolution camera will provide a detailed view of the area's rate of forest cover loss. Any rate that goes above 55 miles an hour will be mailed a speeding ticket.
In addition, signs that read, "speed monitored by satellite" will be posted around the forest.

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Jun 17, 2008
Very profound, and thank you.

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