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Get Your Irony-Free ED Drugs Here!

By: Dave Houston (C)
Submitted: Jun 16, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

New "pro-life" pharmacies are opening up, designed to appeal to conservatives. They won't stock any contraceptives, but expect to find plenty of Rush Limbaugh-endorsed Vicodin, along with Mark Foley's favorite water-based lubricant.

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