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Britney found not competent for trial

By: Joe Machi (C)
Submitted: Jun 9, 2008
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Britney Spears was found not mentally competent to stand trial....which really must hurt...because Jeffrey Dahmer was found mentally competent to stand trial...so legally...that means she is less sane than a person who ate people.

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Derrick Davis

Jun 9, 2008
True, although you have to admit you probably wouldn't kill Britney if she was in your jail cell staring at you at dinner time.

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