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Cigarette Blues

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Jun 3, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

At $2.75 per pack, New Yorkers now pay the highest cigarette tax in the nation. But if their Senator has taught them anything, it's that quitting is never an option.

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