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Oscar winning Cracktress

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jun 2, 2008
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Tatum O'Neal
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Academy Award-winning actress Tatum O'Neal was released after her arraignment at a Manhattan courtroom Monday stemming from her weekend arrest for allegedly buying crack cocaine.

She denied this accusation by crying out that all of her crack is clearly labeled "Happy Birthday Addie" from her aunt Helen in Wichita.

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Julia Gorin

Jun 2, 2008
Hey, Willy. I wanted to do the "send a message" option, but i can no longer find it! So I'm leaving a comment just letting you know that I loved your Caroline's video that was featured a couple weeks ago. Is that the current act you're traveling with? Ver

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