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Hilary Calls for Assassination?

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: May 29, 2008
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Hilary Calls for Assassination?

I think what she was trying to say was not that she was hoping Barack would get shot, but just that it had been awhile since a really good assassination.

That, and if she did it herself, Jodi Foster might finally be interested in her. You know. Because she's a lesbian and whatnot.

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