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FLDS: Polygamy brings glorification in heaven

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: May 22, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

FLDS: Polygamy brings glorification in heaven

According to the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Polygamy brings glorification in heaven! That's Awesome!!!

Except their women are nasty... there's always a catch. They are not exactly what I would call Tens.

But you know what they say! Five Twos does make a Ten.

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