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 Donkey serves time in jail for being an ass

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: May 20, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Donkey serves time in jail for being an assVia AP News

When I say "Donkey", I dont mean some teenaged girl that paid for her spring break trip to Mexico by agreeing to smuggle drugs back in her cooch. No, that's a "Drug Mule", and that happens all the time. This is a real Donkey.

The Donkey bit a 63 year old man in the chest, and kicked a 53 year old man, fracturing his ankle, in Mexico. It took 12 police officers to get control of the Donkey and put him behind bars. The donkey will remain behind bars until its owner pays the victims' medical bills.

The owner (who walks free as a bird) has every intention of paying these medical bills as soon as someone buys the donkey.

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