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WASHINGTON - January 20, 2009 will bring a close to any support for Bush 1.0 ("Poppy"), Bush 2001 ("Dubya") and Bush 2004 ("Doorman") as a part of the ACME Droids Lifecycle Policy, the company stated today in a brief press release. ACME Droids will retire public and technical support, including security updates, by this date.
Despite numerous speechwriter patches and Secret Service Pack releases over the years, the company has failed to develop an artificial platform advanced enough to replace political leadership and decision-making based on human intelligence.
ACME Droids is retiring support for these products because they are outdated and can expose citizens to security risks. They recommend that voters who are still trusting the legacy Bush droids upgrade to a newer, more secure human leadership as soon as possible. Customers who upgrade will experience improved security, richer functionality, and increased productivity.
This press release puts a definitive end to the rumours that ACME had plans to launch an ex-President model (Bush XP) of the droid.
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