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Botox Gives Women's Breasts a Lift

By: Denis Donohue (C)
Submitted: May 16, 2008
Category: News  
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Plastic Surgery

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Botox Gives Women's Breasts a LiftBotox, one of the most powerful, poisonous, and paralytic proteins known to man, is now being injected into womens breasts to give them a temporary "lift".


President Bush has stated that the toxin does not give similiar results when injected in the brain.


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